Cramper
I went to this site looking for shoes and I was sorely mistaken. His name is Camper English apparently. Is there another reason you need?
03:23 p.m.
Monday, July 15, 2002

Most Wanted: Terrorists
Poor old Msalam. Crimes include: "sometimes has a light beard or moustache and has worked as a clothing vendor". I think the US has quite a harsh justice system really. They have nice polls on this site too for that all-important user interaction. I vote for "maybe" and, er, "yes".
10:15 a.m.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002

Roget's Thesaurus Word Amusement
Do you, like me, think that you have a strong grip on all that is English language? Do you, like me, enjoy quizzes? Will you, like me, score a truly pitiful 2 out of 10? Find out now! Just wait until I've let off a string of expletives.
10:06 a.m.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002

Mumbleboy
This was probably the toast of the world already and has since faded into the realm of unhipnity but I don't know these things so here's your link. If you love Groovisions then you'll looove Mumbleboy!!! etc. etc.
09:20 a.m.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002

I am a Loveland Frog
Terrifying creature from the Ohio rivers, wielding sparkly wands and scaring police officers. The Enigma Crytozoo yielded this. Meanwhile The Loveland Frog Project turned up quite a chilling depiction of the creature rising up from the river.
03:35 p.m.
Monday, July 8, 2002

Quote Database: Top 50
Dragged from the bowels of IRC chatrooms.
01:06 p.m.
Friday, July 5, 2002

Out Of Order
If you search in google for "annie squirrel" then you can get to this page. Annie is the reason I started my online journal and how I found out about pitas.com and diaryland.com. Her eloquent, witty accounts of life with squirrel-fishing and Truman Capote utterly charmed me. It's great to know that after all this time she's still around and still charming me. Salute!
01:56 p.m.
Thursday, July 4, 2002

Semen "makes women happy"
Found this gem from the BBC News website (always a treasure trove of hilarity) via the brilliant Need To Know. Man says, "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen." What does this waste-of-bandwidth, excuse-for-a-news-item tell me exactly? Cum-shot porn actresses must be the happiest people alive?
01:36 p.m.
Thursday, July 4, 2002

Posh or Common?
Where do you stand on the scale of posh or common? Are you a pikey or, as my brother might say, a poshard? Are you hopelessly common like me and think that having Tip Top with tinned fruit for pudding is a normal part of every British childhood? (Come one, really. What insane person hasn't had Tip Top before?)
01:18 p.m.
Thursday, July 4, 2002

I've been changing the stuff around in here to accomodate my whimsical one-off findings.

I found these things a long time ago via Geekpride. He used to write probably the best diaryland journal ever and then he deleted everything and disappeared. He sent me a burned CD of music from Um Jammer Lammy and Jet Set Radio and a mix CD about two years ago but I can't recall what I gave him in return. Maybe nothing. At that time I used to have these dreams about Moby sometimes and mr.tim was convinced that they were really dreams about Geekpride instead - he had his picture up at Hot Or Not? once and he was one sexxy bitch. Anyway, I still remember you, Keith.

1000 Robots: robots with pathos and cute faces
YH Chang, Heavy Industries: internet-fuelled art - blasting words and jazz oh yes
Pikachu deathray: animation illustrating dangerous effect of Pika-chan
SIZ-zansu 2: more nightmare-inducing animation and art from the Pikachu deathray people
12:47 p.m.
Thursday, July 4, 2002